Stevieslaw: Buyer’s Remorse

Stevieslaw: Buyer’s Remorse

The consumer watchdog group, “It has Gotta Go,” reported today that a careful examination of Donald Trump’s balding head as he boards Air Force One shows the stamp “discard after 03/12/18. They argue that he has expired and, if he has not already started to smell, he will soon.

John Mackey, CEO of Whole Foods, said when questioned on the issue, “This is simple, throw him out.”

While partisan groups like Fox News argue that the president might be preserved in the White House deep freeze, all agree that decomposing and reeking President would send a terrible message to the country and to the world.

Rachel Maddow, of MSNBC, said simply “Landfill,” while cooler heads have suggested his image might be preserved in a lone panel on the U.S.-Mexican border with his hand up in the Universal Symbol of Halt!

Congress is meeting in special session today to decide what to do. “This is unprecedented,”said Speaker Paul Ryan, “But the prevailing is wind from the White House to the Capitol, so we will certainly move quickly on this.”

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2 Responses to Stevieslaw: Buyer’s Remorse

  1. Reminds me of the meme “If it walks out of the refrigerator, let it go.” Would that it were so simple a solution…

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  2. stevieslaw says:

    It might happen. It might. It might.

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