Stevieslaw: Trump unveils new approach to Mexican Border control

President Trump tweeted this morning that he had come to an historic accord with Russian leader Vladimir Putin. In exchange for a halt in all U.S. sanctions, the Russian military will assume control of the Mexican-U.S. border.

“No more namby-pamby ICE agents,” tweeted an elated President. “These guys would just as soon shoot you as look at you—and, the troops chosen will speak neither English or Spanish.”

“Try talking your way in now, El Bandito,” Trump tweeted with a smiley face.