Stevieslaw: Everyone does it.

Rudy Giuliani, Trump’s extraordinary lawyer, will introduce the everyone does it defense this weekend, as he makes the tour of the news shows. Trump tweeted late this afternoon, “Everybody does it, so it’s not a crime,” in regard to the revelations of Michael Cohen.

Giuliani will build on that theme claiming, “What man in this country doesn’t have a personal attorney to pay off bimbos they have tired of. I wish I had a nickel for every time my attorney did this very thing for me.”

Giuliani will go on to point out that paying off some tramp had nothing to do with the election. “I’m quite sure that Michael paid off dozens of women—both before and after the election. It’s the reason Trump hired him, because he knew full well that boys will be boys.”