Stevieslaw: Trump tweets—Let Bygones be Bygones

Trump tweeted early this morning “it’s been an awfully long time since I’ve broken any really serious laws. How come the fake news media isn’t talking that up.”

Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, agreed, “Donald has been breaking the law since he was a very small child. It takes time to unlearn things one’s learned at a father’s knee. But he hasn’t committed a felony for almost three hours—and as the Bible says*—we should let bygones be bygones.

“We’re Americans,” said Rudy, “We don’t hold grudges.”

*it doesn’t