Stevieslaw: Who will stop the rain*

Stevieslaw: Maniacal Liberal Scientists Control the Weather

Trump tweeted early this morning that the fall in the Stock Market was caused by the election of Democrats hell bent on investigating his administration. He also disclosed that he is fully aware that the spate of torrential rainstorms, which forced him to cancel his Veteran’s Day appearance, was caused by liberal climate scientists trying to give him a black eye.

“These liberal-democratic climate crazies,” he went on to tweet, “have learned to control the weather. I am hugely concerned that they will threaten mid-Western farmers with floods or drought unless they swear that they will not vote for me in 2020.”

Fox News has promised a thorough and non-biased investigation, the results of which will be presented tomorrow morning in a show entitled, “How can we stop the climate crazies?”

*Creedence Clearwater Revival

As long as I remember
The rain’s been comin’ down
Clouds of mystery pourin’
Confusion on the ground
Good men through the ages
Tryin’ to find the sun
And I wonder, still I wonder
Who’ll stop the rain
I went down Virginia
Seekin’ shelter from the storm
Caught up in the fable
I watched the tower grow
Five year plans and new deals
Wrapped in golden chains
And I wonder, still I wonder
Who’ll stop the rain?

 

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