Tag Archives: Brooklyn

Stevieslaw: Tire Pressure–The LAGuide to Buying a Car

Posted on December 8, 2013 by stevieslaw

Tire Pressure: The LAGuide to Buying a Car No one sane would ever accuse the male members of my immediate family of “poetic leanings,” yet each and every one of them certainly subscribed to a philosophy based to some extent … Continue reading →

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My Voices Article for March

Posted on March 4, 2013 by stevieslaw

Middleclassmenship: the Less-intelligent-than-average-American Guide to Appearing to still be Middle Class My wife’s cousins, improbably named the Astors, could easily be the poster family for the new economy. Cousin Matthew was 30 last week and is still waiting tables. He … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Betting with Bennie

Posted on May 15, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Betting with Benny At Stevieslaw, we were surprised today to get a call from Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase. They are trying to replace Ina Drew in their major investments department and Bennie Williams, aka Bennie the Book’s … Continue reading →

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Dumbest Editorial of the Month Contest off to a Great Start

Posted on July 2, 2011 by stevieslaw

My old friend MikeK was not only a firm believer in his right to be anywhere, anytime but also believed that his right to move his mouth to emit sounds was protected by the Constitution.  Where we grew up in … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron Sees Red.

Posted on May 12, 2011 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron Sees Red. Cousin Myron was beet red and angry.  That was not unusual, Myron is often angry and he is naturally beet red.  I tried to get a reading on just what was bothering Myron this time, … Continue reading →

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Half Broke Schwinns-A Parody of Half Broke Horses-Center County Reads Book for 2011

Posted on February 14, 2011 by stevieslaw

Half-Broke Schwinns: A “Guess which part might be true,” Story. I am the hero of my own life. Few people remember the wild and woolly days of South-Central Brooklyn of the late 40’s and early 50’s.  We had a sheep … Continue reading →

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