Tag Archives: pakghanistan

My Voices Article for March

Posted on March 4, 2013 by stevieslaw

Middleclassmenship: the Less-intelligent-than-average-American Guide to Appearing to still be Middle Class My wife’s cousins, improbably named the Astors, could easily be the poster family for the new economy. Cousin Matthew was 30 last week and is still waiting tables. He … Continue reading →

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Dumbest Editorial of the Month Contest off to a Great Start

Posted on July 2, 2011 by stevieslaw

My old friend MikeK was not only a firm believer in his right to be anywhere, anytime but also believed that his right to move his mouth to emit sounds was protected by the Constitution.  Where we grew up in … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: New Rule for Nobel Prize

Posted on June 30, 2011 by stevieslaw

King Gustav of Sweden announced today a new rule for the Nobel Peace Prize award.  The Nobel Committee will award the prize only to those dead for at least 50 years.  A formal death certificate will be required. His Highness, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron and the Bombing of East Yehupits.

Posted on June 9, 2011 by stevieslaw

Myron called me yesterday at two to tell me to turn on the TV.  Myron, as you may recall is a high school dropout and self made millionaire with flaming red hair and a temper to match.  “What station?” I … Continue reading →

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StevieslawExclusive: The Donald, Barack Hussein Obama, and the Taliban Tunnel

Posted on April 26, 2011 by stevieslaw

Donald Trump has been running hard against Barack Obama, even though it’s quite early in the race for the Presidency.  Trump has been arguing that there is no evidence to prove that Obama was born in America.  More recently, he … Continue reading →

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StevieslawTip: Surviving a Government Shutdown

Posted on April 6, 2011 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond attended a town discussion last night about the potential government shutdown and what we, as citizens, might do to protect ourselves.  The meeting began with a frank discussion of what the Federal Government and its elected members do.  … Continue reading →

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StevieslawWeCanOnlyDream: The Church of the Flaming Koran

Posted on April 3, 2011 by stevieslaw

Terry Jones and followers to head to Pakghanistan Smokey Diamond got the scoop from Terry Jones today about his plan to move his church and followers to a hillside just outside Kandahar.  Diamond admitted, “I wore a NASA style EVA … Continue reading →

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StevieslawExclusive: The Little Known Index of Intervention.

Posted on March 25, 2011 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond was in the Mediterranean this week, just north of Tripoli,  aboard the U.S.S. Cutty Shark—a super secret missile launching frigate. The frigate had spent some fifteen minutes launching 100 cruise missiles at a cost of roughly 1.5 million … Continue reading →

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AStevieslawRetraction: Fox News

Posted on March 16, 2011 by stevieslaw

Lighthearted Fox scores points. When we are wrong, we admit it—so here goes.  Smokey Diamond and the editorial staff at Stevieslaw fell for a Fox News exclusive, as reported to us by Sterling Fibber, about a format change at Fox … Continue reading →

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Newsbriefs You May Have Missed: U.S. to Opt Out.

Posted on February 26, 2011 by stevieslaw

16. Tragic Misspelling in Pakghanistan is Costly Chivers, Rubin and Morgan, reporting for the NY Times on Friday in an article almost as confusing as the war itself, broke the news that the U.S. military was pulling its forces from … Continue reading →

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