I was going to spend today doing my income taxes, but I couldn’t control my typing. Every time I set out to enter StevieslawInc into my new tax software, my fingers would type something else —ge, ge, ge, ge, ge…sorry, there it goes again. When I went to get a glass of milk from the Stevieslaw fridge to calm my ge, ge, ge, ge… nerves, I noticed that the fridge was made by GE. The microwave is also and I bet ge, ge, ge, ge…if I look around I can find a few more appliances and even light bulbs made by them as well.
So this year I am simplifying my corporate taxes. I will file the following:
A wholly owned subsidiary of GE
Please send our customary rebate.
I’m not at all sure what wholly owned subsidiary (WOS) means, but there are so many things I use in my day to day that I’m not all that sure of, I’m willing to give it a try.
By the way, the address of our legal defense fund is …ge, ge, ge, ge…..