Stevieslaw: That’s the Way the Cookie Crumbles

Stevieslaw: That’s the Way the Cookie Crumbles
Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter and office optimist, had an epiphany this week. “Everything,” she said, “Is going to crap.” “I dare you,” she hissed, “To find one critical issue in which things are moving in the right direction.” “The economy, the environment, the schools, the health care system…you name it, our responses stink.”
“There is only one thing left to do,” she concluded. “Adopt a motto.” So, here at Stevieslaw, our response to any new failure, at any level, will be: “Sic Biscuitus Disintegratum.” Read about the new study that shows that global warming is worse than we thought—sic biscuitus disintegratum. Super Committee let you down, sic biscuitus disintegratum.
To help you with your new motto—and new attitude—Stevieslaw is proud to offer a new line of tees and sweats emblazoned with your answer to the world’s injustices. Order large quantities, for as you might expect, they will shrink up to nothing after one wash—sic biscuitus disintegratum—an appropriate motto in a world in which the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and increasingly, the middle class get only the crumbs.

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