Stevieslaw: Contest, Contest, Contest

As I’m sure you have all heard by now, first class mail is expected to take even longer to deliver than its current eight or nine days, when the post office initiates its new austerity measures by closing down. Here, at Stevieslaw, we are introducing an exciting contest that seeks to answer the question, “What will you do with your mailbox?” We understand that the answers might be quite different for people who live in cities—where recovering the mailbox space may increase their total apartment square footage by up to a factor or two, to those who live in the countryside—where a likely answer might be to turn the pole mounted box into a vegetable stand.
Send us your answers then in the categories of urban,rural, and suburban. The winner will receive a first class “forever” stamp that shows that the post office is not without irony. Residents should also watch their local newspaper (assuming you are one of the three or four people in the nation still getting a local paper) closely for soon to be announced public meetings on the question of “What do we do with the post office building.” Smokey Diamond and I favor turning the rental mailbox area into a working model of the old “Automats,” of New York City fame. See you there.

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