Stevieslaw: Mitt no More

Stevieslaw: Mitt no More
“You won’t have Mitt to kick around anymore,” opined Smokey Diamond, our ace reporter. “The word on the street is he is changing his name from Mitt to Franklin Delano Romney.”
We turned on the TV just in time to catch the end of the ceremony on Fair and Balanced. Franklin Delano Romney waxed eloquently on just what Roosevelt and the New Deal had meant to him when he was growing up in a cold-water flat in Toledo, Ohio. After, he hugged Bernie Sanders, the left leaning Senator from Vermont, and said Bernie was his “new best bud.”
Paul Ryan, who is apparently still severely conservative would only say, “I will be at the gym.” “I will be pounding things at the gym— pounding them bloody, for the next few weeks.”

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