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Stevieslaw: Snark, Snark

Stevieslaw: Notes from the Underground (a.k.a. The Rabbit Hole) We owe much to Lewis Carroll. Thanks to his “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland,” and “Through the Looking-glass, we all pretty much know where we are when we wake up and realize … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake

Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake Rolland Garis, spokesperson for the Republican Establishment, confessed today to our own Smokey Diamond that they had made a grave mistake. “We mixed up two names that sounded just like each other,” he said. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron to Repurpose Holiday Gelt

Although you’d never know it from the feature article in the Sunday New York Times, the big campaign news is once again out of South Central Brooklyn. While the Times was busy speculating about how the Republican candidates for President … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Mitt no More

Stevieslaw: Mitt no More “You won’t have Mitt to kick around anymore,” opined Smokey Diamond, our ace reporter. “The word on the street is he is changing his name from Mitt to Franklin Delano Romney.” We turned on the TV … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tracking the Candidates

Stevieslaw: Tracking the Candidates Smokey Diamond, our usually unflappable ace reporter, went catatonic after the first debate. She is recovered and will be closely following the Republican candidates daily, until Election Day, which Republicans in Ohio are now telling everyone … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Mitt’s Motherboard Crisis

Stevieslaw: Mitt’s Motherboard Crisis. Republicans fear that Mitt’s new motherboard, Empathy III, will not arrive from China in time for the convention. As you have no doubt heard, Empathy II fried during the Mitts attempt at a birther joke. Sal … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Somebody Help Me

Stevieslaw: Somebody Help Me I woke a week ago Monday to find three representatives from Americans for Prosperity; the superpac formed by the billionaire Koch brothers, in my living room. They had somehow learned that I was a registered independent … Continue reading

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