Tag Archives: mitt romney

Stevieslaw: Snark, Snark

Posted on February 25, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Notes from the Underground (a.k.a. The Rabbit Hole) We owe much to Lewis Carroll. Thanks to his “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland,” and “Through the Looking-glass, we all pretty much know where we are when we wake up and realize … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake

Posted on March 9, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake Rolland Garis, spokesperson for the Republican Establishment, confessed today to our own Smokey Diamond that they had made a grave mistake. “We mixed up two names that sounded just like each other,” he said. … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged donald trump, Flint Michigan, mitt romney, Republican Establishment, smokey diamond, Ted Cruz | Leave a comment

Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron to Repurpose Holiday Gelt

Posted on February 1, 2015 by stevieslaw

Although you’d never know it from the feature article in the Sunday New York Times, the big campaign news is once again out of South Central Brooklyn. While the Times was busy speculating about how the Republican candidates for President … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Mitt no More

Posted on October 24, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Mitt no More “You won’t have Mitt to kick around anymore,” opined Smokey Diamond, our ace reporter. “The word on the street is he is changing his name from Mitt to Franklin Delano Romney.” We turned on the TV … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Tracking the Candidates

Posted on October 23, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Tracking the Candidates Smokey Diamond, our usually unflappable ace reporter, went catatonic after the first debate. She is recovered and will be closely following the Republican candidates daily, until Election Day, which Republicans in Ohio are now telling everyone … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged Cuban Missile Crisis, mitt romney, Paul Ryan, President Kennedy, RNC, Toledo Ohio | 4 Comments

Stevieslaw: Mitt’s Motherboard Crisis

Posted on August 27, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Mitt’s Motherboard Crisis. Republicans fear that Mitt’s new motherboard, Empathy III, will not arrive from China in time for the convention. As you have no doubt heard, Empathy II fried during the Mitts attempt at a birther joke. Sal … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Somebody Help Me

Posted on August 6, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Somebody Help Me I woke a week ago Monday to find three representatives from Americans for Prosperity; the superpac formed by the billionaire Koch brothers, in my living room. They had somehow learned that I was a registered independent … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Mitty Unwitty

Posted on August 1, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Mitty Unwitty When Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, ran down The Mitt’s campaign spokesperson, Iwana More, at his family vacation compound in Nantucket, he found Iwana pumped up and crowing. “Mitt’s overseas tour was a great victory,” she said. … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged andy borowitz, foreign policy, great britain, israel, mitt romney, mitty, Palestinians, poland, smokey diamond | 2 Comments

Stevieslaw: A Ditty for Mitty

Posted on July 11, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: A Ditty for Mitty Smokey Diamond, our intrepid investigative reporter, is so fearless that we at Stevieslaw are often worried her “nine lives” might not be nearly enough. Yet, even Smokey has a softer side. Late in the evening, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Rich Give Back

Posted on May 2, 2012 by stevieslaw

The NYTimes reported today in its magazine on the publication by Edward Conard of Bain Capital(former home of Mitt Romney) of “Unintended Consequences: Why Everything You’ve Been Told About the Economy Is Wrong,” to be published in hardcover next month … Continue reading →

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