Stevieslaw: House Republicans to Take Their Ball and Go Home

Stevieslaw: House Republicans to Take Their Ball and Go Home.
John Boehner announced today that House Republicans were going to take their basketball and go home unless the Democrats agreed to some simple rule changes. Boehner noted that the rules proposed were so reasonable that any blame for an end to the game between the two parties, which has gone on for hundreds of years, would be the fault of the Democrats. Boehner proposed that:
1. The Democrats can no longer pass or dribble,
2. They can only shoot the basketball from beyond the three point line using one foot,
3. No matter the score, the Democrats must win by one more point, and
4. LeBron James must play for the Republicans.
Sad to say that Boehner left in a huff after a “liberal” reporter reminded him that it wasn’t his basketball to start with.

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3 Responses to Stevieslaw: House Republicans to Take Their Ball and Go Home

  1. Commodore Shepard says:

    As always, the originator of the “Brooklyn Lope”, not only is quick on his feet but sharp with his pen, or in this case, with his keyboard, heh heh. But I dare say your soft touch with the Gas and Oil Party, seems a little bit biased!

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