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Stevieslaw: Pennsylvania aims to be number one

Stevieslaw: Pennsylvania aims to be number one Pennsylvania is stuck at number two, behind Nevada, as the second largest gambling venue in the nation. That will soon change! When faced with a huge budget shortfall, Pennsylvania legislators did just what … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Three Little Words

Stevieslaw: Three Little Words No. Not those. I mean the three little words that many of us dread to hear or see first thing in the morning or last thing at night. Today the three words led into the New … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: If Ted Cruz is your party’s preferred nominee…

Stevieslaw: If Ted Cruz is your party’s preferred nominee… then your party is broken beyond repair. Or poetically: The Republican Party sat on a wall, The Republican Party had a great fall; All the king’s horses and all the king’s … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: If it walks like a duck

Stevieslaw: If it walks like a duck The Republican establishment really has to stop talking about how Donald Trump does not represent their values and how they have to stop him at all costs. The Donald has won the Republican … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: A Public Service Announcement

Stevieslaw: A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Now that we’ve learned that Governor John Kasich of Ohio will sign a bill to defund Planned Parenthood, we would like to remind our readers that Johnny is the face of Republican moderates. Practice safe-voting … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Shared Values

Stevieslaw: Shared Values-On top of old Smokey… We all know the song. We all sang various parodies of it as children. But thanks to our Republican representatives in Congress, we may have to change the beginning to something like: On … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: World Leaders Lining Up

. Republicans are attributing Ben Netanyahu’s big win to his protocol bending appearance before the United States Congress a few weeks before his election. As you no doubt recall, Bibi’s speech bashed Obama’s negotiations with Iran and to a large … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Continuing War on Xmas

The Grand Old Party will oppose a bid by Democrats to extend jobless benefits for the long-term unemployed, which are set to expire just a few days after Christmas. The loss of benefits will affect roughly 3.2 million people over … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: House Republicans to Take Their Ball and Go Home

Stevieslaw: House Republicans to Take Their Ball and Go Home. John Boehner announced today that House Republicans were going to take their basketball and go home unless the Democrats agreed to some simple rule changes. Boehner noted that the rules … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Moving on up

Stevieslaw: Moving On Up After Fox News announced this week that they had been able to save Christmas from the heathens for another year, they spoke angrily about a new assault on freedom. Fox spokesperson, Bea Affeared, claimed evidence that … Continue reading

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