Tag Archives: John Boehner

Stevieslaw: Ryan Relaxes Requirements

Stevieslaw: Ryan Relaxes Requirements Smokey Diamond, Chief Political Reporter for Stevieslaw, had a remarkably candid discussion with Representative Paul Ryan of Wisconsin about what concessions he needs from the ultraconservatives—the self-proclaimed Freedom Caucus, for him to accept the job of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Why Boehner Had to Go

Stevieslaw: Why Boehner had to go Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has uncovered the real reason John Boehner was forced to leave the speakership and congress. Said a spokesperson for Matt Salmon, a founding member of the Freedom Caucus, “we … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Animal House

Stevieslaw: Animal House House Republicans realized last night that by shutting down the Department of Homeland Security, by withholding funding because of an unrelated executive order on immigration, they would be shutting down the Department of Homeland Security. What is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Veto Ratio

Stevieslaw: The Veto Ratio President Obama showed little love for the Keystone Pipeline Program, vetoing it as he said he would. Republican reaction was fast and furious. House Speaker John Boehner called the veto a “national embarrassment,” while Senate Majority … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The House Republicans Voted to Contest

Just today, our local newspaper, the CDT, published two articles on measures being considered by House Republicans. The first described an anti-abortion measure that had to be pulled because it was offensive to staunchly anti-abortion Republican women. The second was … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: House to Sue Penn State

House Republicans, led by hard charging John Boehner, announced today that they will sue Penn State University for something or other. “This is in addition to our suit against Obama, clarified Johnny. It is important for House Republicans to show … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: House Republicans to Take Their Ball and Go Home

Stevieslaw: House Republicans to Take Their Ball and Go Home. John Boehner announced today that House Republicans were going to take their basketball and go home unless the Democrats agreed to some simple rule changes. Boehner noted that the rules … Continue reading

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