Stevieslaw: Fracking News

The Pennsylvania Environmental Protection Agency released a report today that showed “little potential for direct radiation exposure to the public and workers.”  Spokesperson, Petty Shor, said that “it will be a gosh-darn long time before folks begin to glow in the dark.” When pressed by our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, about long term build-up in the environment, Mr. Shor would only say, “It is pretty silly to worry about that, since the data we need to test the hypothesis won’t be available until long after too late.”