New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said yesterday, at a town hall meeting in New Hampshire, that he would not negotiate with Iran that he would be willing to put American troops into the fight against ISIS.
Christie Spokesperson, Nednew Jobnw, clarified by saying, “Governor Christie would introduce nuclear weapons into the region the old fashioned, American way by using tactical nukes to take out Iran’s hardened nuclear sites.” “In addition, the Governor would not only introduce American troops on the ground against ISIS, but he would also be willing to lead them into battle—if only a white horse large enough to carry him can be found.”
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