Stevieslaw: Lost in Texas
Rick Perry suspended his Presidential campaign today, so that his entire staff can search for his “smart” glasses. Perry blamed his statement that the shooting of nine black people in South Carolina, “was an accident,” on the loss of his glasses. “While wearing them,” he said, “I have an IQ of nearly 90.” “Without them,” he continued, “my IQ is nearer 90.”
The Wise Eyes in Dallas, Texas is working furiously to make Perry another pair. Spokesperson, Ican SeaClrly, said, “This is much more difficult than just restoring vision—he needs a prescription for understanding. That’s rare.”
Most observers polled, however, feel that Perry’s “accident” statement was much, much better than the response of the other Republican candidates.