A spokesperson for Tea Party Republican Congressman, Tim Huelskampn, said today that the House of Representatives will form a blue ribbon panel to investigate not only the massacre at Bowling Green but other massacres as well. “Bowling Green is just the tip of the iceberg,” he said. House Republican want to know how many other massacres, that never happened, were we kept in the dark about? Clearly, the Obama administration–led by a Muslim, kept the Press from reporting these events that did not happen.”

“With 83% of Republican believing that the Bowling Green Massacre actually occurred and that the news of it was suppressed, he continued, “We must leave no stone unturned in tying these fictional events to Obama. This could be the biggest scandal to hit Washington since Watergate and we are rightfully calling it “BowlingGreenGate.”