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Stevieslaw: Big Yellow Taxi

Posted on October 13, 2017 by stevieslaw

A guest editorial from Joni Mitchell.  Anyone else miss Obama? I thought you might. Remember: friends don’t let friends vote Republican. Some lyrics from big yellow taxi. They paved paradise And put up a parking lot With a pink hotel, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Poetic Justice

Posted on May 24, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Poetic Justice My brother Barry, a New York City transplant, spent more than half his life in Florida. Not much went right for him down there, so I was surprised to learn in a 2008 phone call that he … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: House Repubs ask: How many other massacres never happened?

Posted on February 4, 2017 by stevieslaw

A spokesperson for Tea Party Republican Congressman, Tim Huelskampn, said today that the House of Representatives will form a blue ribbon panel to investigate not only the massacre at Bowling Green but other massacres as well. “Bowling Green is just … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Oxford English Dictionary approves “to cobamanate”

Posted on March 17, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Oxford English Dictionary approves “to cobamanate.” The OED today announced that it has added the verb, “to cobamanate” to the English language. The verb and its noun and adjective forms are to be used in the sense of “contaminate,” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Silencing Obama

Posted on February 24, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Silencing Obama Jubilant Senate Republicans told our own Smokey Diamond today that they were able to suspend President Obama’s phone and internet service. Said, Mitch McConnell spokesperson, Ida Myway, “the senators are tired of hearing from him—Supreme Court, Guantanamo, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Zombie Justice

Posted on February 17, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Zombie Justice Senate Republicans decided this morning to change their strategy. Said Mitch McConnell spokesperson, D. Perat Times, “We have been uncharacteristically negative in opposing the appointment of a new Supreme Court Justice. “Senate Republicans, after much thought, have … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: How do I say goodbye to an old friend?

Posted on December 31, 2015 by stevieslaw

I am not a news junkie. I do not spend my time flipping through cable channels to relive again and again the endless litany of bad and worse. Yet, I start every morning with my local newspaper, The Centre Daily … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republicans Fight Back

Posted on September 21, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans Fight Back U.S. Secretary of State, John Kerry, announced last night that the United States would accept four more refugees from oppression. The four, all recipients of the Nobel Peace Prize, are over the age of 87. Republicans … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Obama Did It

Posted on August 24, 2015 by stevieslaw

American conservatives are seizing on the timing of the end to the Obama’s vacation on Martha’s Vineyard on Sunday and the crash of the stock market on Monday. “Clearly, said spokepeson David Tuoplusto, the markets anticipate that with Obama back … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: So Help Me…

Posted on August 13, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: So Help Me… Our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, learned today that a conference call among all the Republican candidates for President has led to an historic agreement. Donna R. Member, RNC spokesperson, explained. “The candidates—including our front runner Donald … Continue reading →

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