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Stevieslaw: Big Yellow Taxi

A guest editorial from Joni Mitchell.  Anyone else miss Obama? I thought you might. Remember: friends don’t let friends vote Republican. Some lyrics from big yellow taxi. They paved paradise And put up a parking lot With a pink hotel, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Poetic Justice

Stevieslaw: Poetic Justice My brother Barry, a New York City transplant, spent more than half his life in Florida. Not much went right for him down there, so I was surprised to learn in a 2008 phone call that he … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: House Repubs ask: How many other massacres never happened?

A spokesperson for Tea Party Republican Congressman, Tim Huelskampn, said today that the House of Representatives will form a blue ribbon panel to investigate not only the massacre at Bowling Green but other massacres as well. “Bowling Green is just … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Oxford English Dictionary approves “to cobamanate”

Stevieslaw: Oxford English Dictionary approves “to cobamanate.” The OED today announced that it has added the verb, “to cobamanate” to the English language. The verb and its noun and adjective forms are to be used in the sense of “contaminate,” … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Silencing Obama

Stevieslaw: Silencing Obama Jubilant Senate Republicans told our own Smokey Diamond today that they were able to suspend President Obama’s phone and internet service. Said, Mitch McConnell spokesperson, Ida Myway, “the senators are tired of hearing from him—Supreme Court, Guantanamo, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Zombie Justice

Stevieslaw: Zombie Justice Senate Republicans decided this morning to change their strategy. Said Mitch McConnell spokesperson, D. Perat Times, “We have been uncharacteristically negative in opposing the appointment of a new Supreme Court Justice. “Senate Republicans, after much thought, have … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: How do I say goodbye to an old friend?

I am not a news junkie. I do not spend my time flipping through cable channels to relive again and again the endless litany of bad and worse. Yet, I start every morning with my local newspaper, The Centre Daily … Continue reading

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