Stevieslaw: Sean Spicer to do Calamine Lotion Commercial

Stevieslaw:  Sean Spicer confirmed today that he will be taking some time off to recover from his “hiding behind a bush” episode.  “Not my proudest moment,” he told our reporter Smokey Diamond.  “And it turns out,” Spicey said,  “The bush in question was poison ivy.”

While lesser men might be content with slathering themselves with lotion and trying to find a comfortable spot, Sean has decided to turn his mini vacation into a money making opportunity.  He will do a series of commercial for CVS calamine lotion– for as long as the rash persists.

Many of us would agree with Smokey when she says of the persistence of the  rash, “how about forever.”

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