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Stevieslaw: Sean Spicer to do Calamine Lotion Commercial

Stevieslaw:  Sean Spicer confirmed today that he will be taking some time off to recover from his “hiding behind a bush” episode.  “Not my proudest moment,” he told our reporter Smokey Diamond.  “And it turns out,” Spicey said,  “The bush … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Crooked Real-estate developer has plans for national parks

Stevieslaw: Crooked Real-estate developer has plans for National Monuments and Parks In a recent executive order, Donald Trump—real-estate developer, golfer and president, ordered a review of land designated as “National Monuments,” since 1996, under the Antiquities Act. Now, Interior Secretary, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Dishonest mogul seeks to stiff employees

Stevieslaw: Unstable Real-estate mogul seeks to stiff employees A distinguishing characteristic of Donald Trump’s real estate empire was its proclivity for not paying its employees and contractors. Now, President Donald Trump—who suggested yesterday that the U.S. government needed to be … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Donny, Andy and Freddy to write history

Stevieslaw: Trump to fill gap in nation’s history President Donald Trump tweeted early this morning that “there is no history of the civil war ever written—sad,” and vowed to fill in that embarrassing gap. Presidential spokesperson, Sean Spicer, resplendent in … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Proactively Spicey

Stevieslaw: Sean Spicer to be more “upfront.” Sean Spicer announced today that he would be making apologies for his inappropriate statements before he makes them. “I’ve often waited too long to apologize for my verbal blunders,” he told our reporter, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Nordstrom Nationalized.

Stevieslaw: Nordstrom Nationalized U.S. Special Forces, in a seamless operation across the Nation, occupied all 123 Nordstroms, 215 Nordstrom Racks, 5 Trunk Clubs, 2 Jeffreys, 2 clearance stores and Corporate Headquarters in Seattle. Trump tweeted in the early morning hours … Continue reading

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