Stevieslaw: Trump to get National Security Assistance

Stevieslaw: Trump to get national security assistance
It has generally been acknowledged that President Donald Trump has been loose-lipped with National Security information—most recently, in disclosing highly classified information to the Russians. Now Chief of Staff, Reince Priebus, has told the press that the President will be helped by two, female, American Short-hair cats. The cats, nicknamed Topsy, and Secret, will attend morning security meetings and will use the information they’ve learned to help steer Trump away from security mishaps.
The cats are trained to snarl if the subject of national security comes up in conversation when it shouldn’t. Should Donald continue the conversation the cats are trained to distract, and if necessary, to bite the President on his ankles or hands.
Mr. Priebus, in making this extraordinary move, simply said, “We have found it easier to get two cats to give a damn about National Security than to try to get the President to pay attention. We are hoping this will help, in the short run, and that none of the inevitable wounds will become infected.”

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