Stevieslaw: Trump to Cull the Herd

Stevieslaw: Trump to Cull the Herd.

Trump’s plan to eliminate heating aid for low income Americans (the LIHEAP Program) is based on the usual mix of hearsay, misunderstanding, misinterpretation and outright lies, and it is getting rave reviews from the people it will affect most—Trump supporters in New England and the Upper Mid-west.

Says Bob Google of North Fork Village, Ohio, “It is time to cull the herd. What good are you, if you aren’t strong enough to field a weapon when the liberals come for your guns.”

Paulette Waters of Putney, Vermont, was quick to agree, “To make America great again, we need to ferret out the weak. Just look what our President did to that CNN guy. Makes you proud to be an American.”

The proposed elimination of LIHEAP is also receiving strong support from a host of assisted suicide groups.

“It will be a huge help, especially for the poor. Just rent a cabin near Lake Superior and hope for a cold winter,” said Leon Domed of IKnowWhen.

In other Trump news, Wormtongue (Steve Bannon) has announced that the Trump Youth will launch very, very soon. The group will retain the classic motto—Blut and Ehre—and will be outfitting from WWII surplus stores.

“Only Aryan children need apply,” said the Worm.

 

 

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2 Responses to Stevieslaw: Trump to Cull the Herd

  1. ivors20 says:

    Please don’t let our Prime Minister know, he might do the same”😆

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