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Stevieslaw: It could happen here department

Stevieslaw: It could happen here department Trump Tweets: 6:21 AM. I did not press the red button. If CNN and those other fake news stations say I pressed the red button, they are lying. Fake News. 6:28 AM. And anyway, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump to Cull the Herd

Stevieslaw: Trump to Cull the Herd. Trump’s plan to eliminate heating aid for low income Americans (the LIHEAP Program) is based on the usual mix of hearsay, misunderstanding, misinterpretation and outright lies, and it is getting rave reviews from the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: U.S. makes boom-boom

Stevieslaw: U.S. makes boom-boom The U.S. military dropped a 22,000 pound bomb on Islamic State forces in Afghanistan yesterday and the news media lost its lunch. Our local newspaper, the Centre Daily Times, picked up an article by the Washington … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump Tweet Trashes Heliocentrism

Stevieslaw: Trump Tweet Trashes Heliocentrism. Donald Trump today declared the earth does not revolve around the sun. Trump, cited as evidence the views of his poker buddy and friend Harvey Collins—“who is really a very, very smart guy.” Trump went … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: And now what?

Stevieslaw: And now what? It is becoming increasingly apparent to those with their finger upon the pulse of American life, that the world as we know it will come to a crashing halt on the night of November 8th. On … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Predicting Pundit Patter

Stevieslaw: Predicting Pundit Patter Here at Stevieslaw, the cricket-quiet of last night was shattered by the screams of some poor tormented soul. I don’t know how long it took me to realize that the tormented soul was me. It was … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Enabling Trump

Stevieslaw: Enabling Trump American journalists of all stripes have been spending the last few days beating themselves up. Journalists have realized that by reporting on Trump exclusively, in all his many manifestations, instead of reporting on anything else on the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Is He Running?

Cousin Myron after an interview with Kim Jong-un In a Stevieslaw exclusive, we have learned that Cousin Myron has resigned from all of his board positions. These include the Presidencies of the Pitkin Avenue Merchants Association, The Brownsville Boys Club, … Continue reading

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