Stevieslaw: Only in America

America

Today, we learned that Wayne LaPierre, of the NRA, will start a weekly syndicated column in over 200 newspapers. The column will most likely be called “Our thoughts and prayers,” and be presented alongside the column by Cal Thomas.

“We are only concerned,” said LaPierre spokesperson, Luna Tich,”that once a week will not be often enough.”

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2 Responses to Stevieslaw: Only in America

  1. Perhaps as a weekly feature in the column he could give the body count.

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  2. stevieslaw says:

    Of course. What kind of American wouldn’t want the score.

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