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Stevieslaw: Republican Courage

Stevieslaw: Republican Courage Led by a forward thinking Marco Rubio, Republicans will act on gun control in the next Congressional Session, whether or not the NRA is willing to go along. Said Rubio spokesperson, Onth Taek, “The Senator believes he … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Only in America

America Today, we learned that Wayne LaPierre, of the NRA, will start a weekly syndicated column in over 200 newspapers. The column will most likely be called “Our thoughts and prayers,” and be presented alongside the column by Cal Thomas. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: NRA slams Congress

Stevieslaw: National Rifle Association slams Congress Walter LaPierre Jr., executive Vice President of the NRA, blamed Congress today for the shooting in Las Vegas. “Congress insists on maintaining a ban on weapons—bazookas, flame throwers, surface to air, and surface to … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: How the Centre Daily Times is Undermining Trump

Stevieslaw: Sly Subversion and The Centre Daily Times Ask most people in Central Pennsylvania and they will agree that our local newspaper, The Centre Daily Times, leans way to the right. Once a week, we are treated to an incoherence … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Year

Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Season The research arm of the NRA has concluded that every single homicidal maniac in the nation is now armed. “We reached everyone,” said Spokesperson, Armed Hammer, “from the criminally insane actively frothing at the mouth … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Holding the line on near rhyme

Stevieslaw: Holding the line on near rhyme This week the Mississippi Senate passed the “Church Protection Act,” which allows a church or place of worship to establish an armed security team. It goes on to protect members of the team … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The National Rifle Association Steps Up

Stevieslaw: National Rifle Association Steps Up The NRA announced tonight that they would defend, Tony Torrez, the 32 year old man who has confessed to the “road rage” killing of a 4 year old girl on an Albuquerque road. Spokesperson, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Claus Quits

Stevieslaw: Claus Quits Santa Claus revealed today that he would no longer be delivering toys to boys and girls in the United States on Christmas Eve. “My wife and some of the elves that have been with me hundreds of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Defund the National Rifle Association

Stevieslaw: Defund the National Rifle Association In a startlingly rapid response to the latest mass shooting, members of the National Rifle Association used social media to circulate a petition calling for leaders of the group to stop their opposition of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Welcome to Dodge

We often compare a place with a history of extreme violence with Dodge, a city at the edge of the cattle trail that we associate with drunken cowboys—who are flush with cash and looking for whisky, women, poker and a … Continue reading

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