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#14 Fall•Winter 2017

Posted on November 17, 2017 by stevieslaw

Originally posted on Word Fountain:
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Stevieslaw: All Tied Up in Alabama

Posted on November 16, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: All Tied Up in Alabama Roy Moore’s legal team announced triumphantly this morning that they had located four women in Huntsville and five in Tuscaloosa willing to swear they were not abused by the judge. “We believe we can … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Forgiving the Forgetful

Posted on November 15, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Forgiving the Forgetful Mary Sessions testified before the House Judiciary Committee today as a collaborative witness. She testified that her husband Jeff was among the most forgetful people she had ever met. “I spend half of every day running … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Evolution in the “barefoot and pregnant belt.”

Posted on November 14, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Evolution in the “barefoot and pregnant belt.” Here at Stevieslaw, we are constantly amazed at the power of evolution. We could never have predicted that the same bible thumpers who would have hung Roy Moore from an oak tree … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Honest Hypocrisy

Posted on November 10, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Honest Hypocrisy Some Senate Republicans have cautiously moved away from their candidate for Senate in Alabama, Roy Moore. That, after charges that Moore preyed on teenage girls surfaced this week. Still, Republican Senators are careful to start and finish … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron promises Paradise for S. Central Brooklyn

Posted on November 8, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron promises paradise for South Central Brooklyn Cousin Myron, the red-headed, math whizz, who made a fortune with a progressive betting scheme on the ponies, runs a tax preparation service in the Brooklyn neighborhoods of Brownsville and East … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Only in America

Posted on November 6, 2017 by stevieslaw

America Today, we learned that Wayne LaPierre, of the NRA, will start a weekly syndicated column in over 200 newspapers. The column will most likely be called “Our thoughts and prayers,” and be presented alongside the column by Cal Thomas. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Pennsylvania aims to be number one

Posted on November 4, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Pennsylvania aims to be number one Pennsylvania is stuck at number two, behind Nevada, as the second largest gambling venue in the nation. That will soon change! When faced with a huge budget shortfall, Pennsylvania legislators did just what … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Pruitt to rule EPA by the Book

Posted on November 2, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Pruitt to rule EPA by the Book. I.C. Light, spokesperson for EPA Chief Scott Pruitt, told our own Smokey Diamond this morning that Mr. Pruitt will use the New Testament and the New Testament alone to guide the actions … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Pure Coincidence

Posted on October 31, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Pure Coincidence Sarah Huckabee Sanders assured the press today that the permanent relocation of three senior members of the Trump campaign to Bahrain is not connected to the ongoing Mueller investigation. “There is no way of knowing,” she told … Continue reading →

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