In a move strongly endorsed by the local and national tea party, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has designated March 18^th as “Kick a Teacher in the Ass Day.”   The Governor’s spokesperson, Ayn Randy, said, “This action is long overdue, and there is little doubt that the concept will be picked up by like minds in Washington, DC.”  “Already, we are hearing talk from the Republican led House about , Scream at a Poor Person Week, Push a Granny Down the Stairs Weekend and, Starve the Infirm Month.

Ayn went on to say with a wink, “People are starting to talk Scotty up as a suitable Vice Presidential running mate for Sara Palin.”