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Stevieslaw: Finding Funny

Posted on February 28, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Finding Funny If Scotty Rand, the self-styled master of ceremonies for the 2015 Conservative Political Action Conference, has his way, conservative politicians will be a whole lot funnier this year. Scotty has hired more than a dozen stand-up comedians … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Scott Walker Defines the American Dream

Posted on February 7, 2015 by stevieslaw

Wisconsin Governor, Scott Walker, issued the most definitive statement ever about just what constitutes the American Dream. Walker’s new budget, which bolsters his credentials for a presidential run, will hold spending for public schools at their current level while raising … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: There but for Fortune

Posted on May 14, 2011 by stevieslaw

This is our one hundredth post since November 2010.  There are so many people to thank.   The oil executives, who feel that without some billions in government aid they can no longer go on drilling: The pharmaceutical companies, who have … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: I Mean Mean

Posted on March 27, 2011 by stevieslaw

I’ve been carrying this word, mean, around with me for weeks now.  I’ll share.  Yes, I know you didn’t ask.  I will keep it short. We seem to have lost one meaning of mean now that we need it most.  … Continue reading →

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StevieslawEntertainmentNews: Fox News to Revamp Format

Posted on March 15, 2011 by stevieslaw

Fox News plans three new “fair and balanced” sitcoms. In an effort to “balance out” commercial network sitcoms that portray blacks, latinos, gays, women and other minorities as people, Fox News today announced it is revamping its format to be … Continue reading →

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Newsbriefs You May Have Missed: 17. Fox to Watch Hen House

Posted on March 14, 2011 by stevieslaw

Corbett says JOBS and Republicans Go Wild. Lustagarten, Kusnetz and Sapien, writers for Propublica, report in an article in today’s Centre Daily Times that Tom Corbett, Governor of Pennsylvania and man of the people, has provided C. Alan Walker (who … Continue reading →

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StevieslawNeoBard Department: To Fract or Not to Fract.

Posted on February 28, 2011 by stevieslaw

StevieslawNeoBard Department: To Fract or not to Fract. Hydrofracting uses huge amounts of water laced with sand and chemicals under high pressure to break up rock formations and release natural gas.  It leaves the wastewater both polluted with some chemicals … Continue reading →

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StevieslawReligiosity: The New Church of Jesus Christ, Businessman

Posted on February 23, 2011 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond, our versatile investigative reporter, attended services this Sunday at the New Church of Jesus Christ, Businessman, in downtown Manhattan at a former Union Hall.  CEO, Oscar Meyer, explained that the church is founded on a single principle, “Thou … Continue reading →

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StevieslawBrief: Save the Date-KATITAD on March 18th

Posted on February 19, 2011 by stevieslaw

In a move strongly endorsed by the local and national tea party, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has designated March 18th as “Kick a Teacher in the Ass Day.”   The Governor’s spokesperson, Ayn Randy, said, “This action is long overdue, and … Continue reading →

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