Stevieslaw: Fox News Trumpets an “I Told You So!”

Stevieslaw: Fox News Trumpets an “I Told You So!”
Fox News’ Medical Experts are citing a recent report that shows American men have the lowest life expectancy and American women the second lowest among 17 developed nations as evidence of the dramatic failure of Obamacare. Fox medical spokesperson, Iggy B. Moth, said in an interview with our own Smokey Diamond, “As we predicted, Obamacare has been a terrible catastrophe for the nation.” “We have gone from having the best health care in the world—hands down—as we reported last year during the Presidential campaign, to the worst, in just the little more than six months since the Supreme Court approved Obamacare.”
Our usually respectful Smokey Diamond felt forced to point out that, “the authors of the study suggest that violence, particularly gun violence, and obesity were driving factors for the lower life expectancy in America.” “Moreover,” continued Smokey, “The study was retroactively based on statistics from the late 1990s through 2008.”
“Someone should do a book on lame liberal excuses,” responded Moth. “You America hating liberal fascists are never willing to take responsibility for anything,” he concluded with a Fox flourish.

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