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Stevieslaw: A Perfect Plan

Stevieslaw: A Perfect Plan Republicans in the Senate are rallying around the Graham-Cassidy bill to repeal and replace Obamacare for good reason. The non-partisan Congressional Budget Office, whose estimates have been a wet blanket for the other Republican repeal and … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Back to NAFT

Stevieslaw: Republicans are back to NAFT When we first reported in January that the Republicans were planning to repeal Obamacare and replace it with NAFT (Not a Fucking Thing), most of our readers were appalled. No one could be that … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Poor to Die Young

Stevieslaw: Poor to Die Young The Senate version of the health care bill, like the version passed by the House, will cut funding for Medicaid in order to provide tax cuts for the affluent. Said McConnell spokesperson, Grime Reper, “This … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Die Already.

Stevieslaw: Paul Ryan cites simple statistics In an exclusive interview with our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, Representative Paul Ryan explained that RyanCareLess was the only way to move a stubborn curve. “If you look at statistics for the Obama Care … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to readdress health of older Americans

Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to readdress health of older Americans Congressional Republicans today announced plans to modify RyanCareLess to make it more palatable to American seniors. According to a study by the Congressional Budget Office, Americans between the ages of 50 … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Diss-Obama Day

Stevieslaw: Diss-Obama Day The Republican leadership in the House and the Senate is admitted terrified by the prospect of maintaining unity after the reign of Obama ends this year. “It’s been a great run,” said Senate majority leader, Mitch McConnell. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Our Monday Political Briefing

Stevieslaw: Our Monday Political Briefing There was disturbing news out of the Senate this week, as our representatives were unable to override an Obama veto of their bill to stop an Environmental Protection Agency plot to protect the quality of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Top Ten Reasons to Shut Down the Government

Stevieslaw: Top Ten Reasons to Shut Down the Government The Republicans in Congress have just a released a definitive statement on the reasons they must shut down the federal government. Ted Cruz, who is planning to read during the filibuster, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republicans to Do Double Duty

Our tireless Republican legislators have taken on another major issue—effectively doubling their work load. No, it’s not the impending loss of our government’s ability to pay its bills that concerns these hard working ideologues. No, it’s not our failing infrastructure. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Little “White” Pill

Stevieslaw: The Little “White” Pill The FDA seems poised to approve an over-the-counter drug that will allow black people to appear in public as white. FDA spokesperson, Tchek Twice, said “it’s a consequence of continuing research into stealth aircraft—essentially adding … Continue reading

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