Stevieslaw: Efficient Hiring at Penn State
Penn State spokesperson, Cos Cutng, announced today that, “in an effort to cut costs and streamline programs, Penn State would be even more efficient at hiring this year.” “The dual vacancies of Penn State President and Penn State Football Coach might be seen as a daunting challenge to some, but we look at it as an opportunity. Dr. Cutng was able to say without ambiguity that, “whoever is chosen as the Head Football Coach will also assume the mantle of the Presidency.” “The two jobs have been artificially separated for far too long,” he concluded.