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Stevieslaw: House to Sue Penn State

Posted on July 31, 2014 by stevieslaw

House Republicans, led by hard charging John Boehner, announced today that they will sue Penn State University for something or other. “This is in addition to our suit against Obama, clarified Johnny. It is important for House Republicans to show … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Efficient Hiring at Penn State

Posted on January 10, 2014 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Efficient Hiring at Penn State Penn State spokesperson, Cos Cutng, announced today that, “in an effort to cut costs and streamline programs, Penn State would be even more efficient at hiring this year.” “The dual vacancies of Penn State … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Sleepless in State College—Too Big to Football

Posted on July 21, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Sleepless in State College Smokey Diamond, our ace reporter, has always been excitable but lately she has been unable to sleep. It seems that all she can manage are cap naps. She prowls around the house and the yard … Continue reading →

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StevieslawWonders: Come again, Tom Corbett.

Posted on April 29, 2011 by stevieslaw

There are signs of high-anxiety in Pennsylvania. Although spring is sprung, the grass has not yet riz and the birdies aren’t.  People are taking it hard as well.  Many are unkempt, unshaven and uncommunicative.  They wander around and mutter to … Continue reading →

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StevieslawBrief: Corbett Declares Pennsylvanians Are Smart Enough

Posted on March 10, 2011 by stevieslaw

Republicans declare an end to public education is on the horizon. Tommy Corbett, republican governor of Pennsylvania and man of the people, announced in his new budget yesterday a one billion dollar cut in public education spending and a huge … Continue reading →

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