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Stevieslaw: The Story of the Year

Smokey Diamond was hard at work by the time I strolled into the offices of Stevieslaw this morning. As usual, she had settled on the only patch of sunshine in our basement rooms as a place to compose her stories. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Efficient Hiring at Penn State

Stevieslaw: Efficient Hiring at Penn State Penn State spokesperson, Cos Cutng, announced today that, “in an effort to cut costs and streamline programs, Penn State would be even more efficient at hiring this year.” “The dual vacancies of Penn State … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Local Newspaper to Change Format

Stevieslaw: CDT to Change Format Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has just learned that our local newspaper, the CDT, will be changing its format over the next few days. The current format, which consists of two sections—News and Sports—supplemented on … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Sleepless in State College—Too Big to Football

Stevieslaw: Sleepless in State College Smokey Diamond, our ace reporter, has always been excitable but lately she has been unable to sleep. It seems that all she can manage are cap naps. She prowls around the house and the yard … Continue reading

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