American conservatives are seizing on the timing of the end to the Obama’s vacation on Martha’s Vineyard on Sunday and the crash of the stock market on Monday. “Clearly, said spokepeson David Tuoplusto, the markets anticipate that with Obama back in town, it won’t be long before he is illegally signing executive orders for more regulations that will destroy the highpayingjobs of hardworkingAmericans.” “Vacation is the only thing he does well,” continued Mr. Tuoplusto, “and though it is barely believable, our experience indicates that a President Hilary would be worse.”