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Stevieslaw: My Voices of Central PA. June Article

Originally posted on Stevie's Law:
The LAGuide to Voting in America At Stevieslaw, publisher of the Less-intelligent- than- average American Guides (LAG), we recognize that many Americans do not vote. The statistics from the mid-term elections are staggering. In…

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Stevieslaw: Have you read it?

Stevieslaw: Have you read it? Marsha, Cousin Myron’s long-suffering wife, called at 10:30 this morning. “Have you seen your bonehead cousin?” She asked. Without waiting for an answer, she announced that she thought Myron was off to that big-deal Kosher … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Ekphrastic Review

    My poem: Naming Names is up on The Ekphrastic Review today.  It was written in response to Anne Ryan”s collage #7.  Here is the poem and the link:

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Stevieslaw: A Sense of Humor

I found this in a New York Times book review article on the Nobel Prize. I really like the last line. “. . . common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Leroy

My poem, Leroy, was just published in the Ghost City Review.  Here is the link   https://ghostcitypress.com/october-2018-1/   and the poem: LEROY It was right after the rent-a-cop— with his fine-tuned sense of self-preservation made his tattooed self scarce, that … Continue reading

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here’s to the beans.

Originally posted on I didn't have my glasses on….:
celebrate national coffee day with a big cup of joe. i celebrate each and every day at least once. — ‘coffee is a language in itself.’ -jackie chan ? ? ?…

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Stevieslaw: CREEP

Stevieslaw: What rock did you crawl out from under? In 1972, we had fun with the acronym CRP (The Committee to Re-elect the President) extending it to CREEP as a way of succinctly explaining Tricky Dick and his campaign. This … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: All the best people

Stevieslaw: All the Best People Way back in the eighties, my brother called me once from a rest area on Route 80 to say he had some money for me. I had helped make his bail. We were at a … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Lunch with Jesus

Stevieslaw: Trump discloses lunch with Jesus In a Fox News exclusive, President Trump described his 2014 lunch with Jesus at the famous Russian Tea Room in NYC. Jesus told me that I was the only one capable of rescuing America … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cold Sweat

  Here is the link and the poem.  Type in my name in the search box to find the poem. http://www.dimeshowreview.com.   Cold Sweat They finished stitching you at 2 A.M. The crowd at the ER spilled out into the … Continue reading

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