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Stevieslaw: Redeeming Qualities

Stevieslaw: Redeeming Qualities My first cousin, Paul, had sticky fingers. He could not go into a store—be it a shoe store, a supermarket, or a used car lot, and come out without some unpaid for treasure. Periodically, his mug would … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Let Bygones be Bygones

Stevieslaw: Trump tweets—Let Bygones be Bygones Trump tweeted early this morning “it’s been an awfully long time since I’ve broken any really serious laws. How come the fake news media isn’t talking that up.” Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, agreed, “Donald … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Boys will be boys

Stevieslaw: Everyone does it. Rudy Giuliani, Trump’s extraordinary lawyer, will introduce the everyone does it defense this weekend, as he makes the tour of the news shows. Trump tweeted late this afternoon, “Everybody does it, so it’s not a crime,” … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: President Shithead

Stevieslaw: President Scheisskopf Readers of Catch 22 will certainly recall Scheisskopf, who rose to Lieutenant General (chapter 37) from Lieutenant (Chapter 8) on the strength of his incompetence. Scheisskopf was a single minded imbecile whose sole interest was parades. While … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump tweets support

Stevieslaw: Trump Tweets Support after damning Grand Jury Report From the of course it could happen here department. Trump tweeted his support of the Catholic Church today, saying they were very fine people that got all the important things right. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Coming soon on your box of Fruit Loops

Stevieslaw: Coming soon on your box of Fruit Loops As part of our ongoing “Can’t Happen Here,”series… Trump tweeted today that it would be great fun and great for the country to revive bounty hunting. He suggested posters with photos … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Monkey Bars—a poem

My poem, Monkey Bars, in up on The Drabble today.  Here is the poem and the link: By stevieslaw The old playground. was fenced off years ago. The rusted frames of sliding pond and see-saw stand silhouetted in the setting … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: My poem, Taxi, in Locust Magazine

My poem about my dad, just appeared in Locust Magazine.  Here is the poem and the link: http://www.locustmagazine.com/vol3/locust-nine-july-2018 TAXI ~ A Poem by Steven Deutsch ~ My dad drove a taxi on the night shift through the tired streets of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: My poem—Pyre

My poem Pyre was just published by Third Wednesday.  Here it is: Pyre The Image is of a man, thirtyish I suppose, dressed in the discomfort of his day—hat, tie, jacket. His is one of the photos my mother saved … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump denies trip to Europe

Stevieslaw: Trump denies trip to Europe In a series of tweets this afternoon, President Trump denied ever visiting Europe and meeting with foreign leaders. “Don’t you think I would remember meeting with NATO, May and Putin—more fake news!” Republicans leaders … Continue reading

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