Tag Archives: republican platform

Stevieslaw: Republicans draw the line at beheadings

Stevieslaw: Republicans draw the line at beheadings In a contentious, fourteen hour debate, moderates defeated an amendment to the Republican Platform that would have allowed for the “beheading, boiling in oil, or burning at the stake of perverts.” The amendment … Continue reading

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Stevieslaw: Mitt’s Motherboard Crisis

Stevieslaw: Mitt’s Motherboard Crisis. Republicans fear that Mitt’s new motherboard, Empathy III, will not arrive from China in time for the convention. As you have no doubt heard, Empathy II fried during the Mitts attempt at a birther joke. Sal … Continue reading

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment