Stevieslaw: Congress Plans Environmentally Sensitive Bill

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, heard today from Republican Congressional Caucus Spokesperson, Stromand Drung. He told Smokey, and you heard it here on Stevieslaw first, that their delegation—always known for their sensitivity to the environment, was taking the lead in a new environmental issue, the renaming of the permafrost. “We have learned,” Stro said, “that using the root perma will no longer be appropriate. We had hoped to rename it “foreverfrost” but apparently that will not fly either.” “But,” Dr. Drung continued, “There is good news as well. The melting of the whateverfrost will release enormous quantities of carbon dioxide and methane into the atmosphere—so much bad gas that soon it won’t be reasonable to blame man for the warming of the planet.” “And that, if you recall, is what we have been telling you all along,” he said with a smile.

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