Stevieslaw: Satisfying a Host of Critics
Richway T. Windblows, spokesperson for the Obama administration, announced today that the president was introducing a bold new measure to satisfy critics in not one, but two areas. “With a single stroke of his pen, President Obama interchanged the personnel responsible for the logistics, operations and programming at the NSA with those of the ACA,” Windblown said. “We expect that as a result of this action, registering for health insurance through the Affordable Care Act will be seamless, while spying on American citizens and foreign dignitaries will become nearly impossible.”

Richway went on to hint that the Obama administration was taking a close look at competency in all areas. “Don’t be surprised if NASA is running the State Department sometime soon,” he concluded.