Tag Archives: Affordable Care Act

Stevieslaw: Poor to Die Young

Stevieslaw: Poor to Die Young The Senate version of the health care bill, like the version passed by the House, will cut funding for Medicaid in order to provide tax cuts for the affluent. Said McConnell spokesperson, Grime Reper, “This … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to readdress health of older Americans

Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to readdress health of older Americans Congressional Republicans today announced plans to modify RyanCareLess to make it more palatable to American seniors. According to a study by the Congressional Budget Office, Americans between the ages of 50 … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republicans divided on how best to screw over the poor and unfortunate

Stevieslaw: Republicans divided on how best to screw over the poor and unfortunate. Republican legislators are at a crossroads in healthcare, with two very different plans offered up. The group led by Paul Ryan proposes to gut the ACA and … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to Replace ACA with NAFT

Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to Replace ACA with NAFT The Republican leadership in both the House and the Senate have agreed that repealing Obamacare (ACA) is their highest legislative priority. They hope to have the law rendered null and void before … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: I’m no…

Stevieslaw: I’m no… Congressional Republicans announced today that they are expanding their highly successful, “I am no scientist,” campaign to include other disciplines and characteristics.  “The need to expand came almost accidently,” said spokesperson, Myer Furst.  “We were struggling with … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: To Obama (vt)

We’ve all heard stories of people, leading better lives because of the Affordable Care Act, being vehemently opposed to Obamacare. In an editorial in today’s Centre Daily Times, our local “news”paper, Tom Pyle, president of the American Energy Alliance, took … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Poll Links Obamacare to Measles Outbreak in Turkey

A new Associated Press/GfK poll of 1023 Americans has found that nearly 4 out of 5 blame The Affordable Health Care Act for the recent outbreak of measles in Izmir, the third largest city in Turkey. More than 93% of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Corbett Brief Defines Poor, Pregnant and Disabled as Icky

I’m certain that Marc Levy, writing for the Associated Press, did not intend to write a coma inducing article about Tom Corbett’s plan to bring Federal Medicaid dollars to Pennsylvania for the purpose of not using them. Writing sensibly about … Continue reading

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Satisfying the Critics

Stevieslaw: Satisfying a Host of Critics Richway T. Windblows, spokesperson for the Obama administration, announced today that the president was introducing a bold new measure to satisfy critics in not one, but two areas. “With a single stroke of his … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Contempt

Stevieslaw: Contempt The Republican controlled House of Representatives, fulfilling their constitutional duty to kill time between election campaigns, voted for the 31st time to repeal all or part of the Health Care Bill. Surprisingly, the vote did not improve their … Continue reading

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