Stevieslaw: Poll Links Obamacare to Measles Outbreak in Turkey

A new Associated Press/GfK poll of 1023 Americans has found that nearly 4 out of 5 blame The Affordable Health Care Act for the recent outbreak of measles in Izmir, the third largest city in Turkey. More than 93% of the Republicans, 48% of the Democrats and 81% of the Independents polled felt there was a clear link. The poll had a margin of error of +/- 4%.
Juan Perceena, spokesperson for the Heritage Foundation told Smokey Diamond today that, “We are saddened but hardly surprised that Obamacare is not only ruining healthcare in the United States, for all time, but is also wreaking havoc on the health of people all over the world.” “There is more to come,” confided Mr. Perceena. “We are currently conducting a poll that will, I believe, tie the evil of Obamacare to the recent successful soft landing of a Chinese probe on the Moon.” “The numbers aren’t in yet, he continued, “but trust me, they are there.”

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