Stevieslaw: Headlines you may have missed: Jeb will sign Magna Carta

Duke designate and Jeb spokesperson for life, O.F Earl, said today “The Jeb campaign is not about family or dynasty, but about what He can do for our troubled nation. There will be nothing medieval about the reign of Jeb I, said Earl; In fact, we can look forward to a compassionate, though conservative, Regent. Jeb has already indicated his willingness to sign a Magna Carta immediately after the coronation, assuring that he and his heirs will be bound by the law of the land.”
“We should note,” He concluded, “That this is more than you are likely to get from that lawless Clinton Clan.”

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