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Stevieslaw: Trump to adopt N. Korean model in Secretary of State Choice

Stevieslaw: Trump to adopt N. Korean model in Secretary of State choice. Edgar Maddison, the 28 year old from North Carolina who opened fire in a DC restaurant that was the subject of a fake news story, has “moved to … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump’s Chicken; Clinton’s Egg

Stevieslaw: Trump’s Chicken; Clinton’s Egg. Here at Stevieslaw, we were frankly confused by the news cycle. For example, Trump’s statement that he could gun down someone on Fifth Avenue and get away with it, faded with the sun; while Clinton’s … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: How do I say goodbye to an old friend?

I am not a news junkie. I do not spend my time flipping through cable channels to relive again and again the endless litany of bad and worse. Yet, I start every morning with my local newspaper, The Centre Daily … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: So Help Me…

Stevieslaw: So Help Me… Our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, learned today that a conference call among all the Republican candidates for President has led to an historic agreement. Donna R. Member, RNC spokesperson, explained. “The candidates—including our front runner Donald … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Headlines you may have missed: Jeb will sign Magna Carta

Duke designate and Jeb spokesperson for life, O.F Earl, said today “The Jeb campaign is not about family or dynasty, but about what He can do for our troubled nation. There will be nothing medieval about the reign of Jeb … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Mothers for Manners

With the campaign season about to begin in earnest, many Americans long for a counterbalance to the lying and mudslinging. And today, we at Stevieslaw are pleased to announce the new watchdog/action group Mothers for Manners. The group will assign … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: GOP Struggles with Timing

Stevieslaw: GOP Struggles with Timing When GOP spokesperson, Ima Stresed, spoke this morning with our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, the first thing she brought up was the terrific amount of pressure the party is under. “We’ve tried, “she said in … Continue reading

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