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Stevieslaw: NRA slams Congress

Stevieslaw: National Rifle Association slams Congress Walter LaPierre Jr., executive Vice President of the NRA, blamed Congress today for the shooting in Las Vegas. “Congress insists on maintaining a ban on weapons—bazookas, flame throwers, surface to air, and surface to … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: How the Centre Daily Times is Undermining Trump

Stevieslaw: Sly Subversion and The Centre Daily Times Ask most people in Central Pennsylvania and they will agree that our local newspaper, The Centre Daily Times, leans way to the right. Once a week, we are treated to an incoherence … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Year

Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Season The research arm of the NRA has concluded that every single homicidal maniac in the nation is now armed. “We reached everyone,” said Spokesperson, Armed Hammer, “from the criminally insane actively frothing at the mouth … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The National Rifle Association Steps Up

Stevieslaw: National Rifle Association Steps Up The NRA announced tonight that they would defend, Tony Torrez, the 32 year old man who has confessed to the “road rage” killing of a 4 year old girl on an Albuquerque road. Spokesperson, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Defund the National Rifle Association

Stevieslaw: Defund the National Rifle Association In a startlingly rapid response to the latest mass shooting, members of the National Rifle Association used social media to circulate a petition calling for leaders of the group to stop their opposition of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: NRA proposes bold new plan.

The recent shooting in a Louisiana movie theatre, when coupled with the trial of the Colorado movie theatre shooter, has many thoughtful people shaking their heads and murmuring, “what can we do, what can we do?” Fortunately, that is not … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Will Republicans Surrender Another Minority?

Although Cousin Myron has not yet formally announced his candidacy, Stevieslaw has learned that the Koch brother sponsored American Crossroads is planning to air several 30 second slots this spring in an attempt to upend the campaign of Cousin Myron, … Continue reading

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