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Stevieslaw: DNC to open office in Moscow

Posted on December 12, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Democratic National Committee to Open Office in Moscow With the CIA, the NSA, both houses of Congress and anyone with an IQ over 8 agreeing that the Russians hacked the 2016 Presidential Election to assure Donald Trump’s victory, the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public

Posted on July 15, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public Hi John Q: Well I’m off on my seven week paid vacation. I’m afraid that once again my colleagues and I got almost nothing done. But why pretend that you care? We will patch together … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: ISIS Proofing America

Posted on May 19, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Isis Proofing America Bob Stevenson, spokesperson for the soon to be announced Presidential Candidate Lindsey Graham, told Smokey Diamond today that the recent Amtrak derailment was a sign of a Congressional strategy finally beginning to show some positive results. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: World Leaders Lining Up

Posted on March 18, 2015 by stevieslaw

. Republicans are attributing Ben Netanyahu’s big win to his protocol bending appearance before the United States Congress a few weeks before his election. As you no doubt recall, Bibi’s speech bashed Obama’s negotiations with Iran and to a large … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Culture of Dependency and Term Limits

Posted on December 9, 2013 by stevieslaw

XXXX, the secret identity of XXXX asked me to comment on a report by msnbc in which Rand Paul—not to be confused with Ron Paul—not to be confused with Paul Ryan—not to be confused with Ayn Rand said that unemployment … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Out of the Mouth of Babes

Posted on March 7, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Out of the Mouth of Babes Abigail, one half of Cousin Myron’s teen twins, has been watching a bunch of old TV shows from her mom and dad’s era. She likes Maverick, Get Smart, and Mash best. Last Sunday, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Contempt

Posted on July 12, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Contempt The Republican controlled House of Representatives, fulfilling their constitutional duty to kill time between election campaigns, voted for the 31st time to repeal all or part of the Health Care Bill. Surprisingly, the vote did not improve their … Continue reading →

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StevieslawExclusive: Congress to Pass DCDRA

Posted on September 27, 2011 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Congress to Pass DCDRA Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, learned today that Congress will pass The Dysfunctional Congress Disaster Relief Act. Smokey reports further that vote to pass the act will be unanimous. “Long overdue,” said Johnny Ray—a … Continue reading →

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StevieslawExclusive: Save This Date

Posted on August 16, 2011 by stevieslaw

Latest opinion polls suggest that 6.2% of the population approves of the performance of the current legislators. Most pollsters will tell you that the percent of people who do not understand even the simplest questions is roughly 6.3%. Those people … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: Marsupial Research Funding to Spike.

Posted on February 17, 2011 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Marsupial Research Funding to Spike. Stevieslaw has learned, through Wikileaks, that in spite of the trying economic times and the rhetoric surrounding budget cuts, additional funding will be made available for Marsupial Research at the Bronx Zoo.  Smokey Diamond, … Continue reading →

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