Category Archives: parody

Stevieslaw: Cruz campaign warns of the curse of Egypt

Stevieslaw: Cruz Campaign warns of the curse of Egypt Moses Rebern, chief liaison officer between the Cruz campaign and the Evangelicals and one of his more centrist advisors, warned today that failure to anoint Ted Cruz president of the United … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The New Candidate

Stevieslaw: The New Candidate. Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, got the news with her coffee and sardines this morning. The Association of Republican Super PACs had decided that their members must drastically change their direction. They wanted to talk. Smokey … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Government agrees to Bundy’s major demand

Stevieslaw: Government agrees to Bundy’s major demand. It has become clear that Ammon Bundy and his group of super patriots, who have been occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, will succeed in getting one of their foremost demands granted by … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Linguist Uncovers “roots” of G.O.P.

Stevieslaw: Linguist Uncovers “roots” of G.O.P. Most Americans recognize the abbreviation, G.O.P., as standing for Grand Old Party—The Republican Party, yet Mary Oliver, a linguistics professor at Yale University has been linking this type of abbreviation to ancient language patterns … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Our Monday Political Briefing

Stevieslaw: Our Monday Political Briefing There was disturbing news out of the Senate this week, as our representatives were unable to override an Obama veto of their bill to stop an Environmental Protection Agency plot to protect the quality of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Fey Weighs In

Stevieslaw: Fey Weighs In. Actress and comedian, Tina Fey, told our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, in a phone interview this morning that she was “profoundly grateful” that Sarah Palin had endorsed Donald Trump for President. Fey said, “I was particular … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Shared Values

Stevieslaw: Shared Values-On top of old Smokey… We all know the song. We all sang various parodies of it as children. But thanks to our Republican representatives in Congress, we may have to change the beginning to something like: On … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Dr. StrangeBen

Stevieslaw: Because you feel a certain kinship with Ben Carson, who, like you is almost always “off his meds,” you will use your superpowers to ensure that he elevated to Supreme Leader, here on the planet Remulak.

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Stevieslaw: You should probably vote for Ted Cruz

Stevieslaw: You should probably vote for Ted Cruz if old women always cross themselves rapidly as they mumble a prayer and then spit three times when they pass you in the street.

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Stevieslaw: You know you should vote for Trump

Stevieslaw: You know you should vote for Trump if you watched him on T.V. last night as he announced he would buy Liberty Island, return the Statue of Liberty to the “Frogs,” and build a hundred story high, luxury condominium … Continue reading

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