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Stevieslaw: Zombie Justice

Stevieslaw: Zombie Justice Senate Republicans decided this morning to change their strategy. Said Mitch McConnell spokesperson, D. Perat Times, “We have been uncharacteristically negative in opposing the appointment of a new Supreme Court Justice. “Senate Republicans, after much thought, have … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Senate and the Supreme Court

Stevieslaw: The Senate and the Supreme Court There seem to be subtle differences between the people currently serving in the Senate and those who are (or were) on the Supreme Court. For example, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who could not … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Our Monday Political Briefing

Stevieslaw: Our Monday Political Briefing There was disturbing news out of the Senate this week, as our representatives were unable to override an Obama veto of their bill to stop an Environmental Protection Agency plot to protect the quality of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: How to be a Billionaire

Stevieslaw: How to be a Billionaire Here at Stevieslaw, we have been known to come down hard on the inanity, right-wingedness, and obliviousness of our local newspaper, The Centre Daily Times, but today I must admit their story on how … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Koch Brothers Compete

The story behind the story of the House and Senate budget bills, advanced by the Republican majorities this week, is the life-long competition between Charles and David Koch. “Growing up,” said David, “We competed at every level—like brothers do.” “Now … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Warm in Here?

Senate Republicans today signed on to a growing acceptance by that august body that Earth’s living room window was broken. However, they refused to accept the theory that the baseball lying at the foot of the broken window was in … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Representation

Stevieslaw: Representation Smokey Diamond, our dynamic reporter, was still in shock over the Senate refusal to pass a bill with even a minor change to the rules governing gun ownership, when he came across the term “elected representative” in today’s … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw Newsbriefs You May Have Missed: Saving Planet RY-N.

News from Johannesburg has most climate scientists and environmentalists decrying the results of the recent global climate conference. As Alden Meyers of the Union of Concerned Scientists noted, “… we did very little to affect the emissions curve which is … Continue reading

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Is the Media Up to the Challenge?

With the two competing bills in Congress designed to end the “Great Default Debacle” doomed to failure even if one passes the House and the other the Senate, we, at Stevieslaw, are forced to ask the only sensible question: Can … Continue reading

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