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Stevieslaw: Onion Snow

Onion Snow

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Stevieslaw: GOP Struggles with Timing

Stevieslaw: GOP Struggles with Timing When GOP spokesperson, Ima Stresed, spoke this morning with our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, the first thing she brought up was the terrific amount of pressure the party is under. “We’ve tried, “she said in … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: At an Undisclosed Location

My Aunt Lilly is a platinum life master at duplicate bridge, who has accumulated so many Master’s points she has stopped counting. Weather permitting, Uncle Max plays chess in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park. Plays chess is a bit of an understatement, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Catnip in Cambridge

It was a visiably shaken Smokey Diamond that left Elizabeth Warren’s mansion in Cambridge this morning.  She would only say, “there is no possibility that Cousin Myron will be the Warren’s Vice Presidential running mate in 2016.” Later, we got … Continue reading

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Smokey Diamond: Ace Reporter-home for Christmas?

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Stevieslaw: Reelect Them All

Remember when Mitch McConnell said in 2010, “It is not disrespectful to either the office or the man to say that this president is not equipped with vast experience—particularly in foreign affairs. We must then, to ensure that the nation … Continue reading

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Sketch

Karen will have a show of her dance drawings in Cleveland in September. I tried to capture the feeling of her drawings. Sketch A penciled dancer. You gather her motion like you’d gather the air, as if by linking line … Continue reading

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A Retirement

A Retirement It leafed out absentmindedly this year, our junk maple. A street planting from the fifties, its branches bald and barren here and there, though not alarmingly so— just enough that you would notice, if you were the kind … Continue reading

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My Voices of Central PA Piece for September

If Arnold Can…The Less-intelligent-than-average-American Guide to Becoming a Best-selling Author. It was a long shot, but I couldn’t resist going to the Barnes and Noble Store at the Prudential Center in Boston last Wednesday night. Arnold Schlansky was to read … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Best Thing for You, Inc.

  We had some friends over last night. They were away for most of the summer and we were happily using the time to catch up. While the others were drinking wine, I was drinking strong, black coffee. I am … Continue reading

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